Santa saw a board

Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried
reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of
the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT
SWIM"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 559 views
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