Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried
reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of
the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT
SWIM"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 764 views

At the scene of

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer To Banker

Customer To Banker:
Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Win Lottery

Lotto Winner :
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend to Naman

Girlfriend to Naman: Main tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Funny Naman: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

A cute Sentence Written by a kid on his MATHS Book
.
"Dear Maths! Please grow up and Solve your problems yourself"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)