2 Bachy Examinatin Hall
2 Bachy Examinatin Hall my bethey they
examiner bht strict tha
cheating nhn karne de rha tha
ek buchey ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya.
2sra bucha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
bucha ne kaha
"SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views
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Do!
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Nahin Aata.
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Hun K Kaise Laite Hain..
Dukandar: 1 Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho? :-/ :-p
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andhere me hi rakhta hai”
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