A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother.
"I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me
talk!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 823 views

Gadha Kaun

Ek ladki apne boyfriend ko papa ke paas milane le aya.

Kuch der tak baatein karne ke baad, papa ko uski beti ka boyfriend bilkul gadha laga..

Ladki ka Baap : Main nahi chahta ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.

Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You didn't close ur eyes

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
.
.
.
.
....
.
Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Underwear dikhana plz

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher sardar se

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english batao?
,
Sardar sochne k bad:
,
,
Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.

Pati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se
kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)