traffic police:u r accused of driving the wrong way up a one-way street. men:but,sir,i was going one way only.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 738 views

Alllah bachay

Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

Retired couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.

Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, “DELIVERED”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

She is my 89

teacher : said translate into english wo meri nawasi hai

student:itna asaan itna asaan
she is my 89

by WAQAR (few years ago!)