A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
..
Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
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He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
..
..
Student: "sun ke acha lagta hai"
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by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!) / 920 views

Jyada Tez Ladkiyo Se Kaise Nipta Jaye

Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.

Pappu: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho”

Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche
Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai”

Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.
Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein

Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You”

Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Implanted a Woman's Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:

Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman's ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?

Professor:
What is
“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?

Studnt:-
Jinga Lala hurrRrr…

Prof:
ye kya tha…?

Studnt:-
pehly ap batain wo kya tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Buy this scooty

Manager: When do u buy this scooty.
Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus
station at night a girl came in scooty,
stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in
the dark place where she took of her clothes and
said take whatever u want.
I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor

1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor k darakht pe charr jaon,

to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?

.

2nd Sardar: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)