Sindhi Ka Khoon
Sindhi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Sindhi ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye.
Sindhi: Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh: Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi sindhi ka khoon dor raha hay..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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