Patni: Suno ji mere saath
Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.
Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?
Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.
Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 646 views
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