Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views

Can I play

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a
hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both
of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically
holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able
to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to
play it before.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Main Tenu Kinni Wari Cal Keti

Sardar:
Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti
Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya
SHEIKH:
Kyn Chukan?
Jera Main 25
Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A
O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A donkey kicked a Sardar

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy

Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said

"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kisi Ne Sardarji Se Poocha

Kisi Ne Sardarji Se Poocha Akal Badi ya Bhains,Sardar Ji Ne jawab Diya Dono Ki Date Of Birth Batao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Afridi Ne Ball Chaba k

Afridi Ne Ball Chaba k De Diya Is Baat Ka Saboot!

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K Colgate Banaey, Masoorhe Sehet Mand or Daant Mazboot. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)