status of teacher
Why is a teacher’s status greater as compared to a mother?
Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But
Lecture can put the whole class to sleep :D
by dracula (few years ago!) / 896 views
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This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.
Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"
When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se NahiJo MusibatKe Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.Main Zarur Aaunga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta got tired of
1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua 3rd tori
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ahmed FARAZ vs WASI Shah
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1. Urte hue parindon ko koi qaid nhi kr skta "Faraaz"
Jo apne hote hain woh khud he loat aate hein..!
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Wasi reply to Faraaz
.
Na rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi parindy se "WASI"
Jab par nikl aatay hain apna hi Aashyana bhool jaty hain.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where
were you.
.
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha...
.
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call
kiya.
.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha...
.
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai...
.
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone
dun kya.
.
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya
hua...
.
Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut podhey they.
Sardar ne naukar se bola, podho ko pani dal do.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu chatri pakr ke dal lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papu ki master se hui ladai mastr ne ki
paapu ki dhulai papu ka grm hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke
photo tang k likh diya COMING SOON
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)