Achhe Kapde Pehente Ho

Achhe kapde pehente ho..
Aur pure style rakhte ho..
Dil me gussa aur face pe
Smil rakhte ho..
Naak pochhna aata nahi
Aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 834 views
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