SONA kahan hai

Daku: pathan ke gher gus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan hai,,
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Pathan: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar hy, kahin b so jao…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 866 views
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