Teacher- Draw diagram of bacteria
Papu-here it is sir,Teacher-where?
I cant c it

Papu-sir u cannot c bacteria Widout a microscope

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 819 views

Grl:mat kr picha mera

Grl:mat kr picha mera,1din pchtyga,bahr collage k tu samose ka thela lgyega

boy:tu mt thukra mere pyr ko,1din pchtygi usi thele pe brtan manjti tu b nazr aygi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha
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Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pappu, Sher aur Bhagwan

Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya…

usne upar dekhte huye kaha:
“bhagwan, main to mar gaya”

Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the,

Upar se awaaz aayi:
“ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”,

Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya,

Phir upar se awaaz aayi :
“Beta, mara to tu ab hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ka faisla

Sardar:me zindagi mei kbi shadi nai karun ga aur yahi mashwara apne bachun ku bi dun ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)