Pathan: Abba ye achi bat nahi, Dosto me meri bohat Beizati hoti hai.

Abba: Kyon?



Pathan: Sab dosto k abba maar gae
Mera Abba abi tak zinda hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 860 views

2 4 jho0t aur bi

Har khushi teri taraf mod dun,

tere lye chand tare tak tor dun,

khushiun k darwaze tere lye khol dun,

itna kafi hai ya 2,4 jhoot aur bi bol dun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

buji hoi cigrate

1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha :
‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’

Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan

7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko
pranam kar poochta hai: Maharaj ladki nahi pat
rahi hai, kya Karoon?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur
kehta hai: chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Application by Child

Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(

Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)