Abba ye achi bat nahi

Pathan: Abba ye achi bat nahi, Dosto me meri bohat Beizati hoti hai.

Abba: Kyon?



Pathan: Sab dosto k abba maar gae
Mera Abba abi tak zinda hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 544 views
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