Doctor to Minister

Doctor to Minister : Mantriji aapki biwi maa banne wali hai.

Mantri soch me pad gaya
Doctor : Kya hua mantrijee

Mantri : Samajh nahi aa raha sala kaun FARZI-MATDAAN kar gaya..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 652 views
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Shareef Larkiyaaan" aur "DIANASOUR" me common kya hai...??
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