Doctor to Minister

Doctor to Minister : Mantriji aapki biwi maa banne wali hai.

Mantri soch me pad gaya
Doctor : Kya hua mantrijee

Mantri : Samajh nahi aa raha sala kaun FARZI-MATDAAN kar gaya..!!

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