300 phtan ship main travel
Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 729 views
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