300 phtan ship main travel

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 771 views
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Kitaab kholne se jo nind aati hai na...
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MOLVI ki baaton me

Jee bhar k rone de aaj mujhe
Ae

=bhai g=

1 hi Larki Ka nmbr tha namaz k bad MOLVI ki baaton me aa k delete Kar diya.
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