Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:
Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient
Ki Kya Report Hai?
Junior Doctor:
Sir Uska Tou Maine Post Mortem
Kr Diya… ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 806 views
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