aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 929 views

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Undefined Things Of Boys

Tum na bahut woh ho (now what the hell is 'woh')

Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi (no one will ever know what was their 'umeed')

Tum pehle jaisi nahi rahi (they will themselves change you as time passes and then throw this dialogue)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?

GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
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Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina

Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina

Boy2: Oh! I know her

Boy1: How?

Boy2: V were caught sleeping 2gethr

Boy1: Wat da hell ?

Boy2: during lecture In Physics class YAAR:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bv Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai

Sardar To His Frend:
Yar Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat
Darti Hai

Friend: Acha Wo Kese?

Sardar:Kal Main Ghar Gaya To Wo
Bathtube Main B Securityguard K Sath Bethi Hui Thi

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)