Father: Would you like me to help you revise for your test?
-Son: No thanks, I'd rather fail by myself.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 616 views

Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.

Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.

Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.

Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.

Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How to Purchase cigrate

Pathan to dukandaar.

bhai jaan cigrate to dena,

Dukandaar:

Kon Sa?

Pathan"

Jis main se dhooa niklai........

by Raju (few years ago!)

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mosquito and a Fly

Santa: What is another Difference between a Mosquito and a Fly?

Banta: A Fly can fly but a Mosquito cannot mosquito. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)