1 saal me kitni raten hoti hai.
teacher- 1 saal me kitni raten hoti hai.
santa-10!!!!
teacher- wo kaise??
santa- 1 shivratri, aur 9 din navratri!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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