Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 700 views
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