Some say Whisky is Risky
Some say Whisky is Risky,
Some say Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki,
But .. Rum, Beer ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nhi Grlfrnd se Zyada Risky !
Aaj Iski, kal pata nhi Kisky
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views
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