santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai.

Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai?

santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views

Main teri Maa Hoti

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

wifi or wife

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun.... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale Thay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day a foreigner came to sardar’s village.

One day a foreigner came to sardar’s village.
He asked if there any great man born.
Sardar replied, ” No sir! only small babies born
here.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

joke

Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)