Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.

Dr: Motape ka 1 hi Elaj He.
Tum Daily Sirf 2 Rotiya Khaya Karo

GOLU: 2 Rotiya
khana khane se pehle
ya Khane k baad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 795 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Darbar Doctor -
Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !

Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BATHTUB ANXIETIES

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub
having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down
at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
.
Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
.
Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
.
Nurse: 3000
.
Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
.
Karhai Nahi Karwani.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teri sorat mere dil mai

Arz kya hy
Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai
Jese chotay rakshay main moti anti phas
gayi ...???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
You are one of th

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek ladki thi dewani si.

Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazre jhuka k, mobile mein kuch karti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi...
Ye Mobile chalu kaise hota hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In Sardiyon Main Romance

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...

.
.
.
.
.
.


Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.

Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha

Yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya Chand?



2nd Pathan: Pata nai.. Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Larki Se Pyar Kerta

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
.
.

UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
.
.
.
.
.
.
BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya h

Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya h?

.

Dad-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use "SARKAR" Manlo,

.

Me Kamata Hu Mujhe "KARMCHARI" Manlo.

.

Kamwali Kam Karti He Use "MAZDUR" Manlo

.

Tum Desh Ki Janta.

.

Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka "BHAVISHYA" Manlo.

.

Son:- Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi dady...

.

Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki "KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath Kitchen Mein bharastachar kar Raha Tha.

SARKAR So Rahi Thi,

JANTA chup chap dekh rhi Thi or

DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Khan SAB platform par khare ..

Munna bhai And Professor

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rah..

Pakistani: Mera beta

Khana Khaya Kya

Responses Of Kiss

jo chabaye chewing gum

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Sor kase phata

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook