A Russian ship was sinking.

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Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

An Indian priest (pandit) comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 650 views
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