A Russian ship was sinking.
A Russian ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
An Indian priest (pandit) comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views
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