A Russian ship was sinking.
A Russian ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
An Indian priest (pandit) comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
Similar Jokes
Ye Dil buhat udas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,
Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,
Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,
Tabhi usme ek Keeda gir gaya…
Aunty ne us keede ko bahar nikala,
to keeda bola: Maaaa
Aunty boli: Tune mujhe maa kyun kaha?
Keeda bola: Kyunki Main teri Koke (???) se Nikla hoon, Maa !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski Girlfriend Ne Puchha
Ladki: “Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hai Kitne Ka Liya?”
Pappu: “Race Mein Jeeta Hai”
Ladki: “Wowww Race Mein, Kitne Log Thhe?”
Pappu: “Teen Police Wale, Ek Mobile Shop Wala Or Main“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larka :me ap ki beti k hath mangne aya hun
larki ka baap :kiun?
Larka:mereg hath us ko message kar kar k thak gae hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
.
.
.
.
kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek baar ek ENGINEER se exam me pucha gya
What is challenge. . .???
.
.
.
ENGINEER ne pura page khali chhodkar page k end me likha. . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Agr apne baap ki aaulad h toh mujhe pass kr k dikha.
Its a challenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Miss:
Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki?
Kid:
Miss Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen Log Shak Karte Hain...:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hitler says, "There isno word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda?" Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na "
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Wee Hughie was dying.
Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.
"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.
Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"
"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)