Mamu -Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
Girl -Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 775 views

ye hath mujhay day do thakur

Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

On a snowy day

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha

Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha.... .
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Gaur farmaiye Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha......
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Saap aur bhi kamina tha woh earphone lagaye
baitha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Oye, I Have Installed Windows

Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen

Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains

Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wah Faraz Wah

Wah Faraz Wah.!

Ankhon Me Nami Thi

Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi

Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki

Wo girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi<(‘.’) /”/> O Shitt

_/”\ Yar.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)