Meri biwi buht fuzool

SHEIKH: Meri biwi buht fuzool kharch hai,Jubse shadi hui ha roz 100, 200 mangti he.

DOST: Wo in paison ka kia karti hai?

SHEIKH: Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 903 views
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