Pappu-Or Item kya haal h tere

Pappu-Or Item kya haal h tere..?
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Larki-wahi jo teri behen k h..
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Pappu-O teri toh..tu v pregnent h..:p:D

hahahahhaahahaha
pappu rock,grl shokd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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