Santa Shouted In A BANK
Santa Shouted In A BANK:
Has Any 1 Lost A Bundle Of Currency Notes
Tied Wid A Red Rubber Band?
Many Hands Were Raised
Santa:
Here Is Dat Rubber Band.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views
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