Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1101 views

Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki

1 Pathan Bohat taiz bhagtay bhagtay ruk gaya....




Why?



Aby Saans phool gai thi uski...

Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Insan Ke Izzat

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je: MISS
"NARRA"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam

Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kr Sakte Ho?
Pathan: Mai Snake K Sath Khel Skta Hon
Admi: Wo Kese?
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mai
Snake Wala Game Jo Hai;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot

CIRCUIT TO MUNNA: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot nahi bolna . Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA: Aye Circuit, woh Shanti ka baap teray ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT:Bhai usko bolo apun gaon mei hai.
MUNNA: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahi bolega.
CIRCUIT:Bhai, apun nahi bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A drunk guy took a cat home

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)