ardar Ji Jokes Piyar Se - Funny-jokes
Sardar Pyaar se?


Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar

1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 885 views

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ITEFAQ Ka Jumla Banao

Teacher ITEFAQ Ka Jumla Banao

Pathan Student: Jis Din Mere Baap Ka Shadi Tha ITFAQ Se Usi Din Meri Maaan Ka Bhi Shadi Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store...

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apni jan ka msg

Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

women

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)