Santa ke yaha tisri bar

Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki huiTo usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.Ek dost ne dekha to kaha- yeto ladki hai. santa:Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 786 views
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