Santa class me gadha lekar aaya

santa class me gadha lekar aaya,
teacher kyu lekar aaye ho,
sir aapne hi kaha tha ki aap gadhe ko bhi inssan bana dete hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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