pathan & pilot
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 919 views
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