One day a pathan was thinking
One day a pathan was thinking about a matter.
He thought again and again.
He fainted with the burden of thought.
What he was thinking?
He was thinking
If my sister has two brothers then why I have one.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 677 views
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