Sardar: I really like u.
Sardar:
I really like u.
Girl:
Meri chappel ka size pata hai na?
Sardar:
Lo kar lao gal,
friendship hoi nae,
farmaeshaan shuru.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views
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