Mere Paas Naukri Hai
An Engineering Student To His Sweeper Brother:
Mere Paas Degree Hai
Knowledge Hai
4 Logon Mein Baithne Ki Izzat Hai Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1047 views
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