Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?
Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,
Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?
Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,
Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....
Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,
Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR BIWI SE: TUM BABY KO KIYA PILAATI HO?
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony
mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
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Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Snta Tumhari Attendance Bohat Kam He,
Tum Exam Me Nahi Baith Paaoge.
Bnta:
Koi Baat Nahi Mera Bhai Khade Khade Exam De Dega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bv:mujhe apne husband pe shak hai wo roz kisi larki se milne jate hain.
Saheli:ab to kia kare gi?
Bv:kal hi tasdeeq k lye us k pecha apna boy friend lagati hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se
mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa
gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas
mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun
gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO
se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain
ge :-d
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha
lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)