Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 713 views

Win Lottery

Lotto Winner :
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sara pani geela ho gia

Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia
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Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Maa ka Pyar

Ek larka ghar dair se lauta.
Maa: Kahan thy?

Beta: Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa Ka Pyar"

Maa: Ab ooper ja k ek aur Film dekh "Baap ki Maar"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife knows

A superb ADD in Paper:

''FOR SALE'' Complete set of Encyclopedia in gud condition.

Reason 4 Selling:-
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No longer needed.

-Got married.

-Wife knows EVERYTHING..! :DSee More

by Kashif (few years ago!)

Kya aap ko pata hy.

Kya aap ko pata hy...?

B00ks samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy..?
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"jo aap k haath main hy abhi ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)