Aik pathan aurat
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 597 views
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pappu iz the best. . .:-D. . !!!
Mukesh Ambani::: Agar main
subah se apni car me niklu
to sham tak apni aadhi
property bhi nahi dekh sakta,
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Pappu:" Hamare paas bhi aisi
khatara car thi, Bech di... :p:O:/:-
D:-
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Ñ@üghtý þoý
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