Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?

Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views

Phtan asked a doctor

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye
Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lafange Choohay

2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy.

1 hathi ne lift mangi..

Itnay me 1 choha khara ho k bola..

Dekh lay Phir teri MAA Kahy gi k Lafango k sath ghom ra tha.:D;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.

Mareez Doctor se:
Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.

Doctr: wo aasman per kya hai?

Mariz: chand

Dr: ty mama hor is to agy farishtyan nu wekhna e :p

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Perfect example of confidence

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)…..:d :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

HAQIQAT

HAQIQAT:

Agr Aap kahin jaldi me ja rahe hain

aur "Kaali Billi" Aap ke Aage se guzar

jaye to iska mtlab Hai ,

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"KAALI BILLI" Aap se Ziada Jaldi me hai. -)

Gor se parny ka shukriya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)