Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar
Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?
Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views
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