Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada

Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada us ke daftar mein ja ker uske boss se bola: Iss daftar mein sunil naam ka aadmi kaam karta hai, mujhe us se milna hai weh mera pota hai

Boss ne muskura ker kaha: Mujhe afsos hai, aap der se aaye hain, weh aapki arthi ko kandha dene ke liye chutti laker ja chuka hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 688 views
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