Dukan ka malik santa se
Dukan ka malik santa se-grahak ko kbhi khali nhi jane dena! Agr dukaan me vo cheez nhi h to dusri offr kro. Grahak-toilet paper dena.Santa-wo nhi h REGMAL lelo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 623 views
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