During The Match Batsman LBW Hua
During The Match Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 770 views
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