A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 866 views

Dreaming in class

PUPIL: Teacher, it's the last day of school. This is the day I've been dreaming about for a long time.

TEACHER: I know You did a lot of that dreaming in class.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha,

nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha, mainey do dishen banaaney ka mahaarat haasil ki hai, ek murghi ka salan aur ek gajar ka halway. aaj aap ke liye meiney yeh donon banaai hain.
Mian: bohot khoob. ab yeh batao, inn mein sey murghi ka saalan kaun sa hai aur gajar ka halwa kaun sa?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai

1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy
per knock karta ....
Gangubai: Kaun?
Sardar: mai....
Gangubai: mai kaun?
Sardar: tu gangubai.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife Load

Husband: aadhi rat ko wife se, wife ji aik dam se marna behtar hai ya, dam ghut ghut ker marna

Wife: Aik dam marna behter hai.

Husband: Acha to phir apni dosri tang bhi mare oper rakh do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

SomeOne.. MiSSES

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)