A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;
dusre din wapis kiya;
S'keeper- Q wapis kiya ?

Santa- ghar me jawan betiyan he or ye sala sitiya bajata hai .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony
mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Women's revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar maine apni girl friend

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)