ek punjabi apni un parh maa se
ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:
maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..
maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
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tu sandhay ty awein gaa....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 800 views
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