Santa ne pressure cooker kharida

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;
dusre din wapis kiya;
S'keeper- Q wapis kiya ?

Santa- ghar me jawan betiyan he or ye sala sitiya bajata hai .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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