Negro died & went heaven!
Negro died & went heaven!
Angel-Who r u?
Negro:(2 impress her)Leonardo Di Caprio(Titanic Hero)
Angel is cnfsed & asks a frnd:abe titanic jala tha ki duba tha?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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