Gabbar: Gande.

Gabbar: Gande..!...
Samba: Tu ganda..!!...
Gabbar: Gande..!...
Samba: Tu ganda..!!......

Gabbar: Abbe namak haram GUN DE GUN!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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