Lost Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 707 views
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