Doctor santa se tumhari kidney fail ho gai hai.....
Santa bohut roya or pucha....
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Kitne marks se ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views

Funny

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa was going to Bombay

Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baba Ji Ka Dera

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.

Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya..

Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya..
Malika vaha gayi to..

...to anarth ho gaya..

Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

A Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta, Car ka steering, gear, sab chori hogia hai
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After 5 minutes,
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He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)