boy friend
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 833 views
Similar Jokes
POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?
SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me q nahi?
POLICE:kya?
SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA ka school me 7th class me new admision huwa.
Teacher-Batao Sachin Tendulkar kon hai ?
SANTA-Humko kya pata mai To school me naya hun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Pathan film "Sholay" daikhny gaye
.
Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
.
Pathan khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega"
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
musharaf: very sorry to hear abt da bomb blast
near white house at 8 dis morning.
obama: nothing happened here.
musf:whats da time?
obama:7 o'clock
musf: sorry i"ll call u later
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve
number
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le...;-)
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Called @ vodafone care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai
Boy:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai
Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
I am scared of people who study a lot..
They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)